Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she looked like the before picture.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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