is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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