the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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