Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
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I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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