hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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