I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
my shit smells like andre
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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