No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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