Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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