Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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