some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
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Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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