oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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