Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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