Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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