There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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