thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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