i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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