Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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