Can i not drive my cunt home
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
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