It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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