I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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