9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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