I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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