omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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