DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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