butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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