I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize