Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I deserve this hangover.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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