I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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