just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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