She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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