Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I deserve this hangover.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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