She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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