She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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