Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize