I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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