I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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