yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
And then my night got REAL pukey
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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