Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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