if you like me you must not know who I am
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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