Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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