go do what you do best...puke behind churches
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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