I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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