Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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