For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
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