2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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