Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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