I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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