Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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