omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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