Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
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Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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